Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT
why get jealous of your best friend for being ridiculously talented when you can just secondhand brag about them instead???
Shout out to Aragorn who had the best skeleton war of all time.
*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine