Scarlett Johansson for Dolce & Gabbana, 2009
Artist:
Track: Once upon a December

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

vvhitechicks:

majere636:

vvhitechicks:

if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

actual scientific proof

pleatedjeans:

via

slomps:

"I’ll get up earlier tomorrow"

*doesn’t manage it. Again*

sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”